The defence The Arthouse Gremlin
“Its refusal to behave is the point.”
The strange choices create the kind of friction that follows you out of the theatre and into the argument.
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Guardian Angels
Comedy · Crime · 1995
A sleazy Paris nightclub owner and ex-detective flies to Hong Kong to rescue the young son of a friend murdered by the Chinese mob.
Movie details
Guardian Angels
1995 Comedy · Crime 1h 50m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.1 / 10
Community rating
A sleazy Paris nightclub owner and ex-detective flies to Hong Kong to rescue the young son of a friend murdered by the Chinese mob.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over Guardian Angels?
For the defence
The Arthouse Gremlin
“The stranger, the better.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Popcorn Loyalist
“Big screen, big feelings, no apologies.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Names above the title
The people responsible.
Cast & crew
Directed by
Jean-Marie Poiré
Written by
Christian Clavier · Jean-Marie Poiré
Christian Clavier
Père Hervé Tarain / La « mauvaise conscience »
Gérard Depardieu
Carco / M. Ciccolini / La « bonne conscience »
Eva Grimaldi
Regina Podium
Yves Rénier
Yvon Radmilo, dit « La Pince », le père de Bao
Alexandre Eskimo
Bao
Laurent Gendron
Lucky
Eva Herzigová
Tchouk Tchouk Nougat (une danseuse)
Court is in session
Put Guardian Angels on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Popcorn Loyalist
“Oddness is not depth.”
A film can break every rule and still leave nothing behind but the memory of how hard it tried to be singular.