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We Are Zombies

We Are Zombies

Horror · Comedy · Thriller · 2024

In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies - three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.

Movie details

We Are Zombies

2024 Horror · Comedy · Thriller 1h 20m

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TMDB

5.9 / 10

Community rating

In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies - three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

François Simard · Anouk Whissell · Yoann-Karl Whissell

Written by

François Simard · Anouk Whissell · Yoann-Karl Whissell

Alexandre Nachi

Alexandre Nachi

Karl Neard

Derek Johns

Derek Johns

Freddy Mercks

Megan Peta Hill

Megan Peta Hill

Maggie

Vincent Leclerc

Vincent Leclerc

Seth Mckenna

Benz Antoine

Benz Antoine

Hannity

Carlo Mestroni

Carlo Mestroni

Don

Guy Nadon

Guy Nadon

Bob Coleman

Court is in session

Put We Are Zombies on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Its refusal to behave is the point.”

The strange choices create the kind of friction that follows you out of the theatre and into the argument.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Oddness is not depth.”

A film can break every rule and still leave nothing behind but the memory of how hard it tried to be singular.