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Welcome to Collinwood

Welcome to Collinwood

Comedy · Crime · 2002

Five hapless inner-city low-lifes attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but end up being plagued by bad luck.

Movie details

Welcome to Collinwood

“Five guys. One safe. No brains.”

2002 Comedy · Crime 1h 26m

Critical arithmetic

The consensus, allegedly.

IMDb

6.3 / 10

15.9K votes

Rotten Tomatoes

55 %

Tomatometer

Metacritic

61 / 100

Metascore

TMDB

6.1 / 10

Community rating

External scores via OMDb · CC BY-NC 4.0. Values normalized for display; availability varies by title.

Five hapless inner-city low-lifes attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but end up being plagued by bad luck.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

Who fights over Welcome to Collinwood?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Anthony Russo · Joe Russo

Written by

Anthony Russo · Joe Russo

Sam Rockwell

Sam Rockwell

Pero

William H. Macy

William H. Macy

Riley

Isaiah Washington

Isaiah Washington

Leon

Michael Jeter

Michael Jeter

Toto

Andy Davoli

Andy Davoli

Basil

George Clooney

George Clooney

Jerzy

Luis Guzmán

Luis Guzmán

Cosimo

Court is in session

Put Welcome to Collinwood on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Popcorn Loyalist

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.