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There Once Was a Cop

There Once Was a Cop

Crime · Comedy · 1972

Campana, a commissar at the drugs bureau of Paris police gets an undercover job in Nice to catch an Italian-French mafia boss. As he slips into the identity of a gangster's brother, who was already killed, he has to play the role of a loving husband with child - something that is not so easy for a confirmed single like Campana. Unfortunately American killers chase behind the Nice mafia clan too, in order to get control of French drug trades to USA.

Movie details

There Once Was a Cop

1972 Crime · Comedy 1h 35m

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6.1 / 10

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Campana, a commissar at the drugs bureau of Paris police gets an undercover job in Nice to catch an Italian-French mafia boss. As he slips into the identity of a gangster's brother, who was already killed, he has to play the role of a loving husband with child - something that is not so easy for a confirmed single like Campana. Unfortunately American killers chase behind the Nice mafia clan too, in order to get control of French drug trades to USA.

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Names above the title

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Directed by

Georges Lautner

Written by

Georges Lautner · Francis Veber

Michael Lonsdale

Michael Lonsdale

Commissioner Lucas

Michel Constantin

Michel Constantin

Commissioner Campana alias Louis Lopez

Mireille Darc

Mireille Darc

Christine alias Françoise

Robert Dalban

Robert Dalban

Commissioner Chauvet, Superintendent in Nice

Daniel Ivernel

Daniel Ivernel

Ligmann

Venantino Venantini

Venantino Venantini

Felice, killer

Hervé Hillien

Hervé Hillien

Bertrand, Christine's son

Court is in session

Put There Once Was a Cop on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Arthouse Gremlin

“Its refusal to behave is the point.”

The strange choices create the kind of friction that follows you out of the theatre and into the argument.

The prosecution The Popcorn Loyalist

“Oddness is not depth.”

A film can break every rule and still leave nothing behind but the memory of how hard it tried to be singular.