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The Parisian Bitch

The Parisian Bitch

Comedy · 2015

Thirty-year-old Camilla, realizes that she doesn't have the life she deserves and decides that the only destiny worthy of her is that of a royal princess.

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The Parisian Bitch

2015 Comedy 1h 20m

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5.8 / 10

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Thirty-year-old Camilla, realizes that she doesn't have the life she deserves and decides that the only destiny worthy of her is that of a royal princess.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Noémie Saglio · Eloïse Lang

Written by

Eloïse Lang · Noémie Saglio

Camille Cottin

Camille Cottin

''Connasse''

L

Lou Cottin

Camille enfant #1

Cécile Boland

Cécile Boland

La nanny

R

Rosie Mahon de Monaghan

Camille enfant #2

Marie-Christine Adam

Marie-Christine Adam

La mère

Kad Merad

Kad Merad

Kad Merad (uncredited)

Stéphane Bern

Stéphane Bern

Stéphane Bern (uncredited)

Court is in session

Put The Parisian Bitch on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Popcorn Loyalist

“Its refusal to behave is the point.”

The strange choices create the kind of friction that follows you out of the theatre and into the argument.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Oddness is not depth.”

A film can break every rule and still leave nothing behind but the memory of how hard it tried to be singular.