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Everyone Says I Love You

Everyone Says I Love You

Comedy · Romance · 1996

A New York girl sets her father up with a beautiful woman in a shaky marriage while her half sister gets engaged.

Movie details

Everyone Says I Love You

1996 Comedy · Romance 1h 41m

Critical arithmetic

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TMDB

6.5 / 10

Community rating

A New York girl sets her father up with a beautiful woman in a shaky marriage while her half sister gets engaged.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.

The archetype split

Who fights over Everyone Says I Love You?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Woody Allen

Written by

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Joe Berlin

Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne

Djuna 'D.J.' Berlin

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

Steffi Dandridge

Alan Alda

Alan Alda

Bob Dandridge

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore

Skylar Dandridge

Edward Norton

Edward Norton

Holden Spence

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts

Von Sidell

Court is in session

Put Everyone Says I Love You on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.