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Conan the Destroyer

Conan the Destroyer

Adventure · Fantasy · Action · 1984

Conan is commissioned by the evil queen Taramis to safely escort a teen princess and her powerful bodyguard to a far away castle to retrieve the magic Horn of Dagoth. Unknown to Conan, the queen plans to sacrifice the princess when she returns and inherit her kingdom after the bodyguard kills Conan. The queen's plans fail to take into consideration Conan's strength and cunning and the abilities of his sidekicks: the eccentric wizard Akiro, the warrior woman Zula, and the inept Malak. Together the hero and his allies must defeat both mortal and supernatural foes in this voyage to sword-and-sorcery land.

Movie details

Conan the Destroyer

“The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.”

1984 Adventure · Fantasy · Action 1h 43m

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6.1 / 10

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Conan is commissioned by the evil queen Taramis to safely escort a teen princess and her powerful bodyguard to a far away castle to retrieve the magic Horn of Dagoth. Unknown to Conan, the queen plans to sacrifice the princess when she returns and inherit her kingdom after the bodyguard kills Conan. The queen's plans fail to take into consideration Conan's strength and cunning and the abilities of his sidekicks: the eccentric wizard Akiro, the warrior woman Zula, and the inept Malak. Together the hero and his allies must defeat both mortal and supernatural foes in this voyage to sword-and-sorcery land.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Richard Fleischer

Written by

Stanley Mann · Gerry Conway · Roy Thomas

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan

Grace Jones

Grace Jones

Zula

Wilt Chamberlain

Wilt Chamberlain

Bombaata

Mako

Mako

Akiro 'The Wizard'

Tracey Walter

Tracey Walter

Malak

Sarah Douglas

Sarah Douglas

Queen Taramis

Olivia D'Abo

Olivia D'Abo

Princess Jehnna

Court is in session

Put Conan the Destroyer on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Auteur Devotee

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.