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Heartbeat

Heartbeat

Comedy · 1938

A pompous grocer’s assistant in Marseille annoys a visiting film crew so much that they prank him with a phony acting contract; believing it to be real, the “schpountz” heads to Paris for his new career.

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Heartbeat

1938 Comedy 2h 12m

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6.9 / 10

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A pompous grocer’s assistant in Marseille annoys a visiting film crew so much that they prank him with a phony acting contract; believing it to be real, the “schpountz” heads to Paris for his new career.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Marcel Pagnol

Written by

Marcel Pagnol

Fernandel

Fernandel

Irénée Fabre, 'le Schpountz'

Fernand Charpin

Fernand Charpin

Uncle Baptiste Fabre

Henri Poupon

Henri Poupon

Galubert

Orane Demazis

Orane Demazis

Françoise

Léon Belières

Léon Belières

Meyerboom

J

Jean Castan

Casimir Fabre

O

Odette Roger

Aunt Clarisse Fabre

Court is in session

Put Heartbeat on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Arthouse Gremlin

“Its refusal to behave is the point.”

The strange choices create the kind of friction that follows you out of the theatre and into the argument.

The prosecution The Popcorn Loyalist

“Oddness is not depth.”

A film can break every rule and still leave nothing behind but the memory of how hard it tried to be singular.