“Sincerity is not manipulation.”
The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

Love, Guaranteed
Romance · Comedy · 2020
A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
Love, Guaranteed
Critical arithmetic
The consensus, allegedly.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
IMDb
5.6 / 10
19.8K votes
Rotten Tomatoes
60 %
Tomatometer
Metacritic
39 / 100
Metascore
TMDB
6.4 / 10
Community rating
External scores via OMDb · CC BY-NC 4.0. Values normalized for display; availability varies by title.
A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over Love, Guaranteed?
The Sentimental Softie
“You came to feel something, and you will.”
Read their caseThe Cool Ironist
“Feeling things is a little embarrassing.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
Nearby on the taste map.
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Watch in your region.
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The people responsible.
Cast & crew
Directed by
Mark Steven Johnson
Written by
Elizabeth Hackett · Hilary Galanoy
Put Love, Guaranteed on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
“The strings are showing.”
Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.






