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Next Goal Wins

Next Goal Wins

Comedy · 2023

Dutch coach Thomas Rongen attempts the nearly impossible task of turning the American Samoa soccer team from perennial losers into winners.

Movie details

Next Goal Wins

“Be happy.”

2023 Comedy 1h 44m

Critical arithmetic

One number, for now.

TMDB

6.4 / 10

Community rating

Dutch coach Thomas Rongen attempts the nearly impossible task of turning the American Samoa soccer team from perennial losers into winners.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Taika Waititi

Written by

Iain Morris · Taika Waititi

Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassbender

Thomas Rongen

Oscar Kightley

Oscar Kightley

Tavita

Kaimana

Kaimana

Jaiyah

David Fane

David Fane

Ace

Rachel House

Rachel House

Ruth

Beulah Koale

Beulah Koale

Daru

Taika Waititi

Taika Waititi

American Samoan Priest

Court is in session

Put Next Goal Wins on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Popcorn Loyalist

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Big-Idea Head

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.