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MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

Comedy · Family · 2001

MVP 2 opens with the lovable Jack being ousted from his hockey team, the Seattle Simians, and having to hit the road after being falsely accused of league misconduct. Jack ends up in the city, where he's befriended by Ben, a homeless skateboarder, and Ollie, a skate shop owner. Jack proves to be as adept at mastering the half-pipe as he does at delivering a slap shot, and before long, he and Ben are crashing amateur skateboarder competitions all over the country.

Movie details

MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

“The Most Valuable Primate Has Just Gone Vertical!”

2001 Comedy · Family 1h 27m

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5.8 / 10

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MVP 2 opens with the lovable Jack being ousted from his hockey team, the Seattle Simians, and having to hit the road after being falsely accused of league misconduct. Jack ends up in the city, where he's befriended by Ben, a homeless skateboarder, and Ollie, a skate shop owner. Jack proves to be as adept at mastering the half-pipe as he does at delivering a slap shot, and before long, he and Ben are crashing amateur skateboarder competitions all over the country.

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Directed by

Robert Vince

Written by

Robert Vince · Elan Mastai · Anne Vince

Richard Karn

Richard Karn

Ollie Plant

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Scott Goodman

Ben

Cameron Bancroft

Cameron Bancroft

Rob Poirier

Jane Sowerby

Jane Sowerby

Julie

Fred Keating

Fred Keating

Coach Miller

Robert Costanzo

Robert Costanzo

Beat Cop

Dolores Drake

Dolores Drake

Barbara Jones

Court is in session

Put MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Popcorn Loyalist

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Big-Idea Head

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.