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The Stakelander

The Stakelander

Action · Horror · 2016

When his home of New Eden is destroyed by a revitalized Brotherhood and its new Vamp leader, Martin finds himself alone in the badlands of America with only the distant memory of his mentor and legendary vampire hunter, Mister, to guide him.

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The Stakelander

“Death is no escape.”

2016 Action · Horror 1h 25m

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TMDB

5.9 / 10

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When his home of New Eden is destroyed by a revitalized Brotherhood and its new Vamp leader, Martin finds himself alone in the badlands of America with only the distant memory of his mentor and legendary vampire hunter, Mister, to guide him.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Dan Berk · Robert Olsen

Written by

Nick Damici

Connor Paolo

Connor Paolo

Martin

Nick Damici

Nick Damici

Mister

Laura Abramsen

Laura Abramsen

Lady

A.C. Peterson

A.C. Peterson

Bat

Steven Williams

Steven Williams

Doc Earl

Bonnie Dennison

Bonnie Dennison

Peggy

Kristina Hughes

Kristina Hughes

The Mother

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“Speed as an alibi.”

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