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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Comedy · Drama · Romance · 2010

Two married couples find only trouble and heartache as their complicated lives unfold. After 40 years of marriage, Alfie leaves his wife to pursue what he thinks is happiness with a call girl. His wife, Helena, reeling from abandonment, decides to follow the advice of a psychic. Sally, the daughter of Alfie and Helena, is unhappy in her marriage and develops a crush on her boss, while her husband, Roy, falls for a woman engaged to be married.

Movie details

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

2010 Comedy · Drama · Romance 1h 38m

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5.9 / 10

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Two married couples find only trouble and heartache as their complicated lives unfold. After 40 years of marriage, Alfie leaves his wife to pursue what he thinks is happiness with a call girl. His wife, Helena, reeling from abandonment, decides to follow the advice of a psychic. Sally, the daughter of Alfie and Helena, is unhappy in her marriage and develops a crush on her boss, while her husband, Roy, falls for a woman engaged to be married.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Woody Allen

Written by

Woody Allen

Antonio Banderas

Antonio Banderas

Greg

Josh Brolin

Josh Brolin

Roy

Anthony Hopkins

Anthony Hopkins

Alfie

Gemma Jones

Gemma Jones

Helena Shepridge

Freida Pinto

Freida Pinto

Dia

Lucy Punch

Lucy Punch

Charmaine

Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts

Sally

Court is in session

Put You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger on trial.

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The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.