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Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen

Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen

Comedy · Action · 2015

Ryuzo and his 7 former henchmen are all retired yakuza, but they now live as regular old men. One day, Ryuzo becomes the victim of a phishing fraud. He calls his 7 men together to reform their society.

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Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen

“Are You old men?”

2015 Comedy · Action 2h 5m

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6.2 / 10

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Ryuzo and his 7 former henchmen are all retired yakuza, but they now live as regular old men. One day, Ryuzo becomes the victim of a phishing fraud. He calls his 7 men together to reform their society.

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Directed by

Takeshi Kitano

Written by

Takeshi Kitano

Tatsuya Fuji

Tatsuya Fuji

Ryuzo

Masaomi Kondo

Masaomi Kondo

Masa

Akira Nakao

Akira Nakao

Mokichi

Tōru Shinagawa

Tōru Shinagawa

Mac

Ben Hiura

Ben Hiura

Ichizo

Ryota Nakanishi

Ryota Nakanishi

Derby Buyer

Y

Yoshizumi Ito

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Court is in session

Put Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Auteur Devotee

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.