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Henchmen
Animation · Comedy · Adventure · 2018
When a new recruit joins the Union of Evil, he is assigned to a motley crew of blue-collar workers led by fallen henchmen Hank. But when “The Kid” accidentally steals the ultimate weapon, Hank must break his “risk nothing” code to save the boy he’s befriended, even if it means becoming the one thing he has always avoided… being a hero.
Movie details
Henchmen
“Proudly serving evil from 9 to 5”
2018 Animation · Comedy · Adventure 1h 29m
Critical arithmetic
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Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.4 / 10
Community rating
When a new recruit joins the Union of Evil, he is assigned to a motley crew of blue-collar workers led by fallen henchmen Hank. But when “The Kid” accidentally steals the ultimate weapon, Hank must break his “risk nothing” code to save the boy he’s befriended, even if it means becoming the one thing he has always avoided… being a hero.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
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The Cool Ironist
“Feeling things is a little embarrassing.”
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Adam Wood
Written by
Adam Wood · Jay D. Waxman
Thomas Middleditch
Lester (voice)
James Marsden
Hank (voice)
Rosario Dawson
Jolene (voice)
Alfred Molina
Baron Blackout (voice)
Will Sasso
The Gluttonator / Union Boss (voice)
Nathan Fillion
Captain Superior (voice)
Rob Riggle
Biff (voice)
Court is in session
Put Henchmen on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Cool Ironist
“Speed as an alibi.”
The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.