The defence The Popcorn Loyalist
“Sincerity is not manipulation.”
The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.
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Kermit's Swamp Years
Fantasy · Family · Comedy · 2002
At 12 years old, Kermit the Frog and best friends Goggles and Croaker travel outside their homes in the swamps of the Deep South to do something extraordinary with their lives.
Movie details
Kermit's Swamp Years
“His true story, warts and all.”
2002 Fantasy · Family · Comedy 1h 22m
Critical arithmetic
The consensus, allegedly.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
IMDb
5.3 / 10
1.6K votes
TMDB
5.8 / 10
Community rating
External scores via OMDb · CC BY-NC 4.0. Values normalized for display; availability varies by title.
At 12 years old, Kermit the Frog and best friends Goggles and Croaker travel outside their homes in the swamps of the Deep South to do something extraordinary with their lives.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over Kermit's Swamp Years?
For the defence
The Popcorn Loyalist
“Big screen, big feelings, no apologies.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Big-Idea Head
“You watch with your brain, not your gut.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Names above the title
The people responsible.
Cast & crew
Directed by
David Gumpel
Written by
Jim Lewis · Joey Mazzarino
Steve Whitmire
Kermit the Frog / Jack Rabbit / Chico (voice)
Bill Barretta
Croaker / Horace D' Fly / Roy the Frog / Turtle #2 (voice)
Joey Mazzarino
Goggles / Turtle #1 (voice)
Alice Dinnean
Pilgrim / Vicki / Kermit's Mom
John E. Kennedy
Blotch / Arnie the Alligator / Monkey (voice)
Dave Goelz
Waldorf (voice)
Jerry Nelson
Statler (voice)
Court is in session
Put Kermit's Swamp Years on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Big-Idea Head
“The strings are showing.”
Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.