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The Baltimorons

The Baltimorons

Comedy · Drama · Romance · 2025

A newly sober man's Christmas Eve dental emergency leads to an unexpected romance with his older dentist as they explore Baltimore together.

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The Baltimorons

“They found themselves. Together. In Baltimore.”

2025 Comedy · Drama · Romance 1h 41m

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6.2 / 10

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A newly sober man's Christmas Eve dental emergency leads to an unexpected romance with his older dentist as they explore Baltimore together.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Jay Duplass

Written by

Jay Duplass · Michael Strassner

Michael Strassner

Michael Strassner

Cliff

Liz Larsen

Liz Larsen

Didi

Olivia Luccardi

Olivia Luccardi

Brittany

C

Chris Strassner

Darlene

L

Lewis Peterson

Tow truck driver

Rob Phoenix

Rob Phoenix

Marvin

Jessie Cohen

Jessie Cohen

Shelby

Court is in session

Put The Baltimorons on trial.

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The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.