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The Brass Teapot

The Brass Teapot

Comedy · Fantasy · Thriller · 2012

When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.

Movie details

The Brass Teapot

“Everyone Has A Price. What's Yours?”

2012 Comedy · Fantasy · Thriller 1h 40m

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6.1 / 10

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When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.

The archetype split

Who fights over The Brass Teapot?

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Ramaa Mosley

Written by

Tim Macy · Ramaa Mosley

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Court is in session

Put The Brass Teapot on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.