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Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men

Comedy · Romance · 1993

For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks.

Movie details

Grumpy Old Men

“The best of enemies until something came between them.”

1993 Comedy · Romance 1h 43m

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6.7 / 10

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For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Donald Petrie

Written by

Mark Steven Johnson · William Davies

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon

John Gustafson

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau

Max Goldman

Ann-Margret

Ann-Margret

Ariel Truax

Burgess Meredith

Burgess Meredith

Grandpa Gustafson

Daryl Hannah

Daryl Hannah

Melanie

Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak

Jacob Goldman

Ossie Davis

Ossie Davis

Chuck

Court is in session

Put Grumpy Old Men on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.