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Small Time Crooks

Small Time Crooks

Comedy · Crime · 2000

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Movie details

Small Time Crooks

“They took a bite out of crime.”

2000 Comedy · Crime 1h 34m

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6.5 / 10

Community rating

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Woody Allen

Written by

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Ray

Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman

Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

Michael Rapaport

Denny

Tony Darrow

Tony Darrow

Tommy

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Benny

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant

David

Elaine May

Elaine May

May

Court is in session

Put Small Time Crooks on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.