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Love Me

Love Me

Romance · Drama · Science Fiction · 2025

In a story that spans billions of years, a buoy and a satellite meet online long after humanity’s extinction. As they learn what life was like on Earth, they discover themselves and what it means to be alive and in love.

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Love Me

2025 Romance · Drama · Science Fiction 1h 32m

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5.9 / 10

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In a story that spans billions of years, a buoy and a satellite meet online long after humanity’s extinction. As they learn what life was like on Earth, they discover themselves and what it means to be alive and in love.

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What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Andrew Zuchero · Sam Zuchero

Written by

Andrew Zuchero · Sam Zuchero

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart

Me / Deja

Steven Yeun

Steven Yeun

Iam / Liam

Court is in session

Put Love Me on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.