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Army of Thieves

Army of Thieves

Action · Crime · Comedy · 2021

A mysterious woman recruits bank teller Ludwig Dieter to lead a group of aspiring thieves on a top-secret heist during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse.

Movie details

Army of Thieves

“While the zombies took over, one team took advantage.”

2021 Action · Crime · Comedy 2h 8m

Critical arithmetic

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TMDB

6.8 / 10

Community rating

A mysterious woman recruits bank teller Ludwig Dieter to lead a group of aspiring thieves on a top-secret heist during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.

The archetype split

Who fights over Army of Thieves?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Matthias Schweighöfer

Written by

Zack Snyder · Shay Hatten

Matthias Schweighöfer

Matthias Schweighöfer

Ludwig Dieter

Nathalie Emmanuel

Nathalie Emmanuel

Gwendoline

Ruby O. Fee

Ruby O. Fee

Korina

Stuart Martin

Stuart Martin

Brad Cage

Guz Khan

Guz Khan

Rolph

Jonathan Cohen

Jonathan Cohen

Delacroix

Noemie Nakai

Noemie Nakai

Beatrix

Court is in session

Put Army of Thieves on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Auteur Devotee

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.