The defence The Sentimental Softie
“Sincerity is not manipulation.”
The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.
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The Water Horse
Family · Adventure · Fantasy · 2007
A lonely boy discovers a mysterious egg that hatches a sea creature of Scottish legend.
Movie details
The Water Horse
“How do you keep a secret this big?”
2007 Family · Adventure · Fantasy 1h 52m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.5 / 10
Community rating
A lonely boy discovers a mysterious egg that hatches a sea creature of Scottish legend.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over The Water Horse?
For the defence
The Sentimental Softie
“You came to feel something, and you will.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Cool Ironist
“Feeling things is a little embarrassing.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
Taste neighbourhood
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Names above the title
The people responsible.
Cast & crew
Directed by
Jay Russell
Written by
Robert Nelson Jacobs
Alex Etel
Angus MacMorrow
Emily Watson
Anne MacMorrow
Ben Chaplin
Lewis Mowbray
David Morrissey
Captain Thomas Hamilton
Priyanka Xi
Kirstie MacMorrow
Craig Hall
Charlie MacMorrow
Brian Cox
Old Angus
Court is in session
Put The Water Horse on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Cool Ironist
“The strings are showing.”
Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.