The defence The Sentimental Softie
“Sincerity is not manipulation.”
The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.
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One Crazy Cruise
Comedy · Adventure · Mystery · 2015
A family goes on a cruise but not all is what it seems. The next day they wake up with no memories of last night, which gets them in a LOT of trouble!
Movie details
One Crazy Cruise
“One cruise you WON'T forget!”
2015 Comedy · Adventure · Mystery 1h 7m
Critical arithmetic
The consensus, allegedly.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
IMDb
5.3 / 10
712 votes
TMDB
6.9 / 10
Community rating
External scores via OMDb · CC BY-NC 4.0. Values normalized for display; availability varies by title.
A family goes on a cruise but not all is what it seems. The next day they wake up with no memories of last night, which gets them in a LOT of trouble!
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over One Crazy Cruise?
For the defence
The Sentimental Softie
“You came to feel something, and you will.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Cool Ironist
“Feeling things is a little embarrassing.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Names above the title
The people responsible.
Cast & crew
Directed by
Michael Grossman
Written by
Gregg Millman
Benjamin Flores Jr.
Nate Jensen-Bauer
Kira Kosarin
Ellie Jensen-Bauer
Rio Mangini
Cameron Jensen-Bauer
Sydney Park
Piper Jensen-Bauer
Burkely Duffield
Sean
Sedona James
Melina Bragg
Ken Tremblett
Dad
Court is in session
Put One Crazy Cruise on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Cool Ironist
“The strings are showing.”
Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.