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A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts

Comedy · Drama · 1985

Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

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A Zed & Two Noughts

1985 Comedy · Drama 1h 56m

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7.0 / 10

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Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

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Directed by

Peter Greenaway

Written by

Peter Greenaway

Frances Barber

Frances Barber

Venus de Milo

Joss Ackland

Joss Ackland

Van Hoyten

Brian Deacon

Brian Deacon

Oswald Deuce

Geoffrey Palmer

Geoffrey Palmer

Fallast

Eric Deacon

Eric Deacon

Oliver Deuce

Andréa Ferréol

Andréa Ferréol

Alba Bewick

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

Joshua Plate

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The defence The Prestige Tourist

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Popcorn Loyalist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.