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Top Five

Top Five

Drama · Comedy · Romance · 2014

Though he began in stand-up comedy, Andre Allen hit the big-time as the star of a trilogy of action-comedies about a talking bear but now he wants to be taken seriously. His passion project about the Haitian Revolution, a movie called Uprize, was panned by the NY Times film critic. A couple days before the wedding to his reality star fiancée, he's forced to spend the day with Chelsea Brown, a profile writer for the New York Times. Unexpectedly, he opens up to her, and as they wind their way across New York, he tries to get back in touch with his comedic roots.

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Top Five

2014 Drama · Comedy · Romance 1h 42m

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6.1 / 10

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Though he began in stand-up comedy, Andre Allen hit the big-time as the star of a trilogy of action-comedies about a talking bear but now he wants to be taken seriously. His passion project about the Haitian Revolution, a movie called Uprize, was panned by the NY Times film critic. A couple days before the wedding to his reality star fiancée, he's forced to spend the day with Chelsea Brown, a profile writer for the New York Times. Unexpectedly, he opens up to her, and as they wind their way across New York, he tries to get back in touch with his comedic roots.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Chris Rock

Written by

Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Andre Allen

Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson

Chelsea Brown

JB Smoove

JB Smoove

Silk

Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union

Erica Long

Romany Malco

Romany Malco

Benny

Anders Holm

Anders Holm

Brad

Cedric the Entertainer

Cedric the Entertainer

Jazzy Dee

Court is in session

Put Top Five on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.