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Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked
Adventure · Action · Fantasy · 2011
Wenches Scarlett and Giselle fix each other up for their wedding, in which they would each marry their groom. Upon realizing that both their grooms were the same man, Jack Sparrow, the two wenches found themselves in an auction led by the Auctioneer. This short film serves as a prequel to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and explains just why Jack Sparrow's boat the Jolly Mon was seen sinking at the beginning of the whole story; why the wenches were so upset with him; and how Cotton lost his tongue.
Movie details
Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked
“That scoundrel! Thinks he can marry the both of us!”
2011 Adventure · Action · Fantasy 10m
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Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.7 / 10
Community rating
Wenches Scarlett and Giselle fix each other up for their wedding, in which they would each marry their groom. Upon realizing that both their grooms were the same man, Jack Sparrow, the two wenches found themselves in an auction led by the Auctioneer. This short film serves as a prequel to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and explains just why Jack Sparrow's boat the Jolly Mon was seen sinking at the beginning of the whole story; why the wenches were so upset with him; and how Cotton lost his tongue.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
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The archetype split
Who fights over Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked?
For the defence
The Adrenaline Seeker
“If it slows down, you check your phone.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Auteur Devotee
“You watch the director, not the movie.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Cast & crew
Directed by
James Ward Byrkit
Written by
Ted Elliott · Terry Rossio
John Vickery
Auctioneer
Vanessa Branch
Giselle
Lauren Maher
Scarlett
David Bailie
Cotton
Martin Horsey
Gregor, The Drunk Pirate
W
Walter Williamson
The Marquis D'Avis, The Rich Pirate
J
Jack Donner
Jerome, The Old Pirate
Court is in session
Put Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Auteur Devotee
“Speed as an alibi.”
The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.