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Don't Die Too Hard!
Comedy · Action · 2001
Eric and Ramzy are working as window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Thinking that he has a date set up with beautiful executive Marie-Joelle (who in reality hates his guts), Ramzy stays at work late while Eric hangs around with him. As a result, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the tower and take its late-night occupants (including Marie- Joelle) hostage. Knowing that only they can save the day, Eric and Ramzy swing into action.
Movie details
Don't Die Too Hard!
2001 Comedy · Action 1h 32m
Critical arithmetic
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TMDB
6.4 / 10
Community rating
Eric and Ramzy are working as window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Thinking that he has a date set up with beautiful executive Marie-Joelle (who in reality hates his guts), Ramzy stays at work late while Eric hangs around with him. As a result, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the tower and take its late-night occupants (including Marie- Joelle) hostage. Knowing that only they can save the day, Eric and Ramzy swing into action.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
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The archetype split
Who fights over Don't Die Too Hard!?
For the defence
The Adrenaline Seeker
“If it slows down, you check your phone.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Auteur Devotee
“You watch the director, not the movie.”
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Charles Nemes
Written by
Ramzy Bedia · Éric Judor · Kader Aoun
Éric Judor
Eric
Ramzy Bedia
Ramzy
Marina Foïs
Stéphanie Lanceval
Serge Riaboukine
De Fursac
Michel Puterflam
Lanceval
Omar Sy
Taxi Driver
Jean-Claude Dauphin
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Put Don't Die Too Hard! on trial.
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“Speed as an alibi.”
The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.