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Eenie Meanie

Eenie Meanie

Action · Comedy · Crime · 2025

A former teenage getaway driver gets dragged back into her unsavory past when a former employer offers her a chance to save the life of her chronically unreliable ex-boyfriend.

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Eenie Meanie

“He's her biggest blind spot.”

2025 Action · Comedy · Crime 1h 46m

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6.3 / 10

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A former teenage getaway driver gets dragged back into her unsavory past when a former employer offers her a chance to save the life of her chronically unreliable ex-boyfriend.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Shawn Simmons

Written by

Shawn Simmons

Samara Weaving

Samara Weaving

Edie

Karl Glusman

Karl Glusman

John

Andy Garcia

Andy Garcia

Nico

Steve Zahn

Steve Zahn

Dad Meaney

Jermaine Fowler

Jermaine Fowler

The Chaperone

Marshawn Lynch

Marshawn Lynch

Perm Walters

Randall Park

Randall Park

Leo

Court is in session

Put Eenie Meanie on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Auteur Devotee

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.