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The Family
Crime · Comedy · Action · 2013
After ratting out his Mafia cohorts, Giovanni Manzoni and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and relocate to a sleepy town in France. Despite the best efforts of their handler to keep them in line, Giovanni (now called Fred Blake), his wife and children can't help but resort to doing things the "family" way. However, their dependence on such old habits places everyone in danger from vengeful mobsters.
Movie details
The Family
“Some call it organized crime. Others call it family.”
2013 Crime · Comedy · Action 1h 51m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.4 / 10
Community rating
After ratting out his Mafia cohorts, Giovanni Manzoni and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and relocate to a sleepy town in France. Despite the best efforts of their handler to keep them in line, Giovanni (now called Fred Blake), his wife and children can't help but resort to doing things the "family" way. However, their dependence on such old habits places everyone in danger from vengeful mobsters.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
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The archetype split
Who fights over The Family?
For the defence
The Adrenaline Seeker
“If it slows down, you check your phone.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Auteur Devotee
“You watch the director, not the movie.”
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Names above the title
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Luc Besson
Written by
Luc Besson · Michael Caleo
Robert De Niro
Fred Blake / Giovanni Manzoni
Michelle Pfeiffer
Maggie Blake
Tommy Lee Jones
FBI Agent Robert Stansfield
Dianna Agron
Belle Blake
John D'Leo
Warren Blake
Jon Freda
Rocco
David Belle
Mezzo
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The prosecution The Auteur Devotee
“Speed as an alibi.”
The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.