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He Was a Quiet Man

He Was a Quiet Man

Comedy · Drama · Romance · 2007

An unhinged office worker who planned to go on a shooting spree at his workplace struggles with his newfound status as a hero after he ends up stopping a shooting spree instead.

Movie details

He Was a Quiet Man

“He seemed like such a nice guy.. He pretty much kept to himself...”

2007 Comedy · Drama · Romance 1h 35m

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6.4 / 10

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An unhinged office worker who planned to go on a shooting spree at his workplace struggles with his newfound status as a hero after he ends up stopping a shooting spree instead.

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Directed by

Frank A. Cappello

Written by

Frank A. Cappello

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Bob Maconel

Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert

Venessa Parks

William H. Macy

William H. Macy

Gene Shelby

Sascha Knopf

Sascha Knopf

Paula Metzler

John Gulager

John Gulager

Goldie / Maurice Gregory

Jamison Jones

Jamison Jones

Scott Harper

Michael DeLuise

Michael DeLuise

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Put He Was a Quiet Man on trial.

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The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.