The defence The Adrenaline Seeker
“Momentum is a formal choice.”
The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.
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Hundreds of Beavers
Comedy · Adventure · Action · 2024
In the 19th century, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.
Movie details
Hundreds of Beavers
“Possibly thousands.”
2024 Comedy · Adventure · Action 1h 48m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
7.3 / 10
Community rating
In the 19th century, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over Hundreds of Beavers?
For the defence
The Adrenaline Seeker
“If it slows down, you check your phone.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Auteur Devotee
“You watch the director, not the movie.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
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Names above the title
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Mike Cheslik
Written by
Ryland Brickson Cole Tews · Mike Cheslik
Ryland Brickson Cole Tews
Jean Kayak
Olivia Graves
The Furrier
Doug Mancheski
The Merchant
Wes Tank
The Master Fur Trapper
Luis Rico
The Indian Fur Trapper
Brendan Steere
Mascot
Jon Truei
Mascot
Court is in session
Put Hundreds of Beavers on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Auteur Devotee
“Speed as an alibi.”
The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.